This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”